last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind


I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Anonymous said: like, how does ghost marco stuff work? is it mostly jean trying to get him to the other side, them trying to find a way for him to get back to his body, are the just friends, or is jean in an unhealthy relationship with a dead dude?


there are many many many possibilities for ghost!marco fics, mostly because of the fact that spirits and ghosts aren’t tangible science: it’s usually based on the creativity and/or beliefs of the writer regarding ghosts! So, any of those! And more!

but for a prime example that is near and dear to my heart, you should read Keep That Breathless Charm by jacklalonde. Seriously. Ghost!Marco, snotty brat Jean, an old bookstore. This is a very cute and special fic. =v=b

Anonymous said: Marco falls in between Jean's crotch and accidently sucks his dick, remember jean could claim its a brojob so it's not gay.


"wOW how did this dick end up in my mouth"

"idk man, but it’s there; maybe you should start suckin’ it, just in case, yeah?"

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She’s an amazing singer!


only 90s kids can reblog this


This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!





Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.

One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.